Sixteen Bushes

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When I first came of age in the Days of Playboy there was no female pubic hair. None. I know this because in those days there was not one naked woman who was shown in any men’s magazine with hair between her legs. And I looked at a whole lot of those pictures, believe me.

Personally, I think it was the Communists. I think they infected all our women with some sinister agent which caused hair to sprout in their crotches. I believe it happened somewhere before the summer of 1966 – July 19th, to be precise. That was the night I was with Lonnie Chaney and the full moon came up and she howled at it and then made me put my hand down her pants and …. Uh, never mind …

…So now all the women seem to have hair there. Except little girls and porn stars. In case you doubt me I give you these sixteen  hirsute pudenda as proof:

Close Bush, Peeping Bush, Political Bush, Sleeping Bush,

Big Black Bush, Tiny Bush, Red Bush, No Bush, Tattooed Bush,

Skinny Bush, Smiling Bush, Symmetrical Bush, Pearly Bush,

Leather Bush, Limber Bush, Punk Bush, Couch Bush,

See Thru Bush, Peekaboo Bush, Bush with Fringe on Top,

Bush in Side Pocket, Stool Bush, Wide Open Bush, Well Dressed Bush,

Elevated Bush, Petting Bush, Dressed Up Bush, and Blue Bush.

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